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Tony Murabito
"may your kite flying days be windy"
| First Played for ROCSC - 1997 |
| Born - November
1971 |
| Position - Midfield or
Sweeper (as long it's not the bench) |
| Favorite Sporting Clubs
- ROCSC, Manchester United, Port Power, Rajestan Royals |
| Likes - Pina
Coladas & getting caught in the rain, sex on a hot day (or any day for that matter) |
| Dislikes - *no sex on a hot day (or any day for that matter),* cutting my nails & forgetting to pick my nose before,* taking a
crap & realising there's no toilet paper, *spitting out the window & the
window's shut,* late night infomercials (no one needs a bloody ab-flex that bad get on the floor & do some sit ups fatty),*flying a kite & there being no wind....or no
damn kite, *missing a goal getting a yellow card coming off in the 71st minute losing your money in the bath carpark then getting a speeding fine on your way home for going 12km over the speed limit (I hate when that happens),*
Santa telling my kids they can have whatever they like, then I don't see the fat bastard help pay for any of
it,* going to incredible lengths to hide your porn then leaving the dvd in the player,* that none of the smurfs
get funky with the girl smurf, or even care she's the only girl,* driving
pantiless, then pulling up next to a bus.* |
| Sporting Achievements - CSL
Cup Winner 2001 & 2002, Winner Gatti Tin Man Triathlon (many moons ago when I was young & fit),
State Surf Life Saver, State Soccer Team. |
| Favourite Food - Cutlet,
Chocolate |
| Pre game Superstitions -
Listen to U2 on the way to games, have ham on toast for breakfast.
Put right boot on before left boot, walk on park right foot first. |
| Occupations - Stripper
Crime Fighter but I pose as a Videoligist to hide my identity |
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